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reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too
I hate these… They take up way too much time.
my brain is literally dying, goddamnit. imagine this whilst trippin.
omg brain dead
(Source: ralphusss)
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(Source: sadposture)
sorry kid, no more bicycles, only straightcycles or gaycycles none of that in between nonsense
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person:
how are you doing
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me:
"Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an art history degree from a night school. My cat just died. I've lost 25% control of my sphincter muscle. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I drive a '91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street; P.S. he only has one ball. So I guess, better than you."
(Source: twerkforcats)
(Source: fuckyeah-jerseyshore)
my birthday is in two weeks someone buy this for me
(Source: iseeavoice)
